I am so totally on board for helping to take care of any pets left behind after the rapture, which may or may not be happening next weekend.
I do wonder, however, what other uses they may find for their “network of non-Christian pet caretakers and a massive database of Christian-owned pets.” I predict a huge bidding war between PetSmart and the FBI.
Also, what if I walked into someone’s house to retrieve their retriever, and it was the retriever, and not the owner, who had been called up to heaven. Awkward!
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