Keeping in mind our record on vacations, please share your thoughts on what we should do for our next trip.
The trip through the Florida Keys would definitely involve swimming with dolphins, which studies have shown might be just the thing for perking you up. I’ve brought this up with people who’ve suggested I could swim with dolphins by jumping off the Bolivar ferry, but I’m not sure the people making that suggestion have my best interests at heart.
The trip through Louisiana and Mississippi might involve a few minutes at a casino. Maybe longer, but really, it doesn’t take me too long to drop a roll of quarters into a slot machine.
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